This is something that happened this past summer; just a story to tell… It’s 6:00 in the morning and I’m standing in line at a McDonald’s in Canada listening to a group of older gentlemen discussing the events of the world, the shortcomings of each other, and several morbid or vulgar reasons as to why [...]
Archive for December, 2011
Black Socks & Sandals…and Common Sense
Posted in Uncategorized on December 30, 2011 | 10 Comments »
Tim Tebow
Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2011 | 12 Comments »
Today’s Large Man tale is likely to upset some of you. It might offend those of you who hold a strong Christian faith. I’m quite sure it will bother a few of my friends who are extremely anti-evangelical. Also, those of you who read The Large Man Chronicles to hear me talk about the comfort [...]
The Mayhem Years: Chapter One
Posted in Uncategorized on December 2, 2011 | 7 Comments »
“Why did you drive your car into a ditch?” he asked. “I didn’t” I replied, sheepishly, not really knowing how to answer my friend. “Then why are we in a ditch?” “I was trying to make a U-turn and I must have misjudged where the shoulder ended.” “Well, (pause) lots of people make U-turns, but I [...]